TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT [GAME]

[LIZETTE RILEY THORN]

to MAMMON

"So yeah I told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "I still don't want to fuck him". I tried."

[tempra sloane]

to cassidick licker

this is one of the fundamental differences between you and i. if i found meat in a plastic bag, i wouldn't put it in my mouth.

^{to cassidy from tempra.}

[Jaeger Vitalyovich Zhilin]

to FRIEND?

JAEGER:
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

FRIEND?:
i hate you

[A'isha Sophia Diallo]

to NOAH

M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
anddd
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

[zarek]

to CASSIDY

Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night

[evangeline willows]

to FRIEND?

I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
and
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

to SOMEONE? ABOUT ASMODEUS

There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.

[ERSKEN PRINCE YOUNG]

To KYLE about EVANGELINE

she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.

now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"

[Leythal Verthandi Divine]

To GABRIEL: Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[BILLIE MARIE STRAUSS]

to anyone:

I dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

reply to billie:

Lets call myth busters

[cailean]

To Rian about Lani:

After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

[narai]

To Chacha:

i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.

[Chacha Yodsuwan]

TO NARAI:

hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house. i would look alive getting in 2nite.

[Alexiel Rozenkreutz]

To FRIEND about ISAAK: those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.

[Satsu Hanamoto]

TO SHINJI:

i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.