TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT [GAME]

[musa]

To Friend about Alexiel:

Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.

To Friend about Alexiel:

Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.

[rian]

To Friend about Cailean:


So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

[gabby]

TO CAILEAN:

if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy

[ECHO WHITE]

Texts between Echo and a Friend:

Echo:
when are you leaving homes?

Friend:
its 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

Echo:
I had a sex dream about Oprah.

Friend:
go back to sleep

Echo:
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

to TAE HYUN / WRATH

I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

to ECHO / LUST

yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.

i'm never eating chinese again.

and

Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

and

Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.

and

he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

about PIXIE

she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

to YATEN / PRIDE

(shane):
Dude you has no fucking this poptart

(yaten):
What?

(shane):
I dont know to explain this.

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

to DELORA / DESPAIR

I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong

[SHANE DEVONTE ANUBIS]

to LIZETTE / GLUTTONY

the homeless guy was waiting for you this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend youve had in years.

[Mamoru Kubota]

To Sariel:

we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.

[Isaak Rozenkreutz]

to ALEXIEL:
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

to ALEXIEL:
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome

[DR. WALKER MUDO]

To NERO:
"If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich."

(For the hallucinatory properties, not for the pain-killing)

To HIKARI:
"To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet...."

[Narai Yodsuwan]

To Chacha:
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

[Dr. Amelia Vale]

To Shane From Echo

Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!